Oz Bedroom

Today we have a simple brain-teaser with a variety of answers. I wouldn't say "many," but there are certainly more than one. Your goal is to complete the following tiny story with two lines that obey the pattern established by the first eight lines. (Or just to figure out what the pattern is, if you're lazy.)

Bouncer

ate wood.

Etcher? Never.

If forum (re:

a fail) vies,

use I axe!

I see a view - no, 

seeing photo:

__________

__________