We had a competition this week. If I Were a Writer's lost. Look at that sucker's long post. Tell him you agree with me. Or tell me, whichever you want. All my sentences are six words. You're telling me that's actually irrelevant? And that he's explained why already?
I don't like you guys anymore.
1. "Halloween"
Want candy? Sorry. Twist: You're dead.
2. "Garfield"
Apocalypse! Wait - never mind. Just Monday.
3. "Theology"
God whispered, "Don't." People did. Damnation!
Have your own six word stories? Share them below, in the comments. I'll give you imaginary ice cream.
"Permanent Block" by Wichard Rehrle
ReplyDeleteTried writing, tried again, gave up.